That’s it Twinkie Revolution


Holy mother of cream filling,  this cuts it,  now we lost The Twinkie Kid?  This date will live in infamy.  Yes Pod the bull has just hit the fan.  I can remember sitting outside Gills Food Store on the corner sitting on the curb and pounding down a Twinkie along with a carton of milk.  For the love of God,  it’s the damn Twinkie which gave me insensitive to head back to school after lunch.  The sugar high kept you rolling, who knows without that treat I might not have finished school!

I myself have always thought that if Hostess would bring back the 1970 recipe for both the Cup Cake and Twinkies we might not be in this short coming of such a great American icon.     All this went to hell when Margarine was introduced, to this day I refuse to eat it and cook with it,  I mean it’s like smelling plastic burn when you do cook with it.  After that came the frickin sweeteners,  not bad for ice tea but that ends it right there for me.  The stuff will cause brain damage and you will be addicted,  you don’t think so,  watch someone on the stuff there tearing 5 to 10 packs at a time.

Yeah that was the beginning of the end for great snacks,  you need real sugar along with dairy products,  your Great Grandmother knew better when baking  pies or cookies,  that’s right you pigged out on all of it because it was good.  Now what do we have artificial everything,  crip will be making love to dolls if this all keeps up,  holy shit that’s right we’re doing that too.  Lets take this to the next level,  what gal didn’t look at a guy licking that cream filling of a Cup Cake or Twinkie and coming away from the snack all over his mouth,  that’s right pure ecstasy,  you can attribute a Twinkie to America’s love affair.

Ah man,  the hell with what went wrong with Hostess and the Union it’s all over the news,  the thing here is we as a nation are turning into Cup Cakes.  I would have never thought in my wildest dreams I would wake to a box of Twinkies being sold for $500.oo on eBay,  that’s the high-end price tonight.   Whats worst is there will probably be brawls in the parking lots of the stores over  Twinkies and who knows a couple of days are left for delivery to exhaust supplies so the drivers of the trucks will be hijacked along with that lone Twinkie on the dash-board.  I can hear the cops now “put the Twinkies down son,  come out of the truck with your hands up”!  The kid in the truck, “NEVER”!  There is already a petition at the White House to Nationalize the Twinkies,  hell how about a bailout,   for this does come under too big to fail.

Twinkie Storm Troopers to the rescue,  can you see it?  A blue uniform with the epaulets of a Twinkie on the shoulder and Cup Cake buttons and a Gott Mitt Uns (God With Us)  buckle in the shape of the Hostess Pie,  sporting  Ho Ho helmets along with  Zingers sticks are going to bring back what is right for America and what taste good.   Because where is the cream filling damn it!

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Twinkie Talk

Yeah it might seem hopeless for Hostess but you can bet they will be able to sell off their brands.  The only thing with that though is it might be a foreign conglomerate who eats it up.

Here are some comments on America’s Twinkies:

I’m sure someone will pick up the brand. It’ll likely be back in production within weeks.

So plan on going to work on Monday, ok?

TheWitchOvAgnesi

Kicking myself that I didn’t buy a box or two (assuming there were any to be had) at the local supermarket just now…

TheWitchOvAgnesi

yeah, without unions, how else could we hold honest companies hostage and bankrupt them when they try to pay a fair wage. why the hell should a ditch digger be paid ditch digger wages!?!

unions are just another big business who sells socialism and other lies to their members.

embalmed

little debbie little debbie where’s the frickin Twinkies?

italiamom1

Alright guys I’m gonna go kill myself cuz I really can’t survive without my Twinkies. Bye everyone

Loserghese

The company said if the workers came back to work today the company would be in business if not, investors would not continue to fund a company that was losing profit because of Union greed,selfishness and ignorance  Because of union greed we lost another great company,18,500 are out of work, the bakers union got alot smaller, our country and communities took another avoidable economic hit,and a foreign company will buy the Hostess assets for pennies on the dollar. ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?

goldsilverandiamonds

Okay unions, NOW you’ve done it. You can mess with my time by picketing businesses, you can threaten to boycott and petition, you can even threaten my life. But you greedy, lazy, stupid, narcissistic motherfuckers’  have just crossed the line.

Nobody, and I do mean no-bo-dy, not my acquaintances, not my friends, not even my family…

Fucks 

With

My

TWINKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PrinceSephiroth

Joe Lannan, a Teamster based in Kentucky, said the split among Teamsters was between more senior workers and the newer drivers, such as himself. He’s been at Hostess about a year.”There were a lot of nervous guys, mostly with more senior drivers. I’ve seen a lot of teary eyes,” he said.”The company has been in decline for years. There was no way it was going to get fixed,” he said. “Everybody I worked with was looking for other jobs anyway.”

Ali Pasha

Well the good news is they won’t qualify for unemployment because they were on strike.

n00boTECH

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2 responses to “That’s it Twinkie Revolution

  1. The kid would have been ultimately killed by Michelle’s O. health war, but  Barry’s pro-union stance beat her to the draw. 

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